distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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