if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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