Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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