I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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