This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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