What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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