Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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