The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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