Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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