Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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