I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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