I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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