You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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