If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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