So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
