Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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