Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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