I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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