it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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