wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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