Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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