And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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