i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Randomize
