Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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