There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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