Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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