Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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