this just has baby written all over it
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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