i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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