five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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