If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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