omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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