I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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