Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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