He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.