great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize