Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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