He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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