what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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