is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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