So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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