One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Boobs speak an international language.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
how does that bad decision feel?
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