How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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