How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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