Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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