Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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