Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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