white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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