I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
