you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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