Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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