So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My vagina is very pro this idea
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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