I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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