check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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