Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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