his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I touched a dick in church today
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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