oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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