I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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